Horny faggot Matt Schlapp is up to his old tricks

She needs cock and she needs it BAD. Matthew Aaron Schlapp (born December 18, 1967) is an American political activist and lobbyist who is chairman of the American Conservative Union. He leads the lobbying firm Cove Strategies, which had strong ties to the Donald Trump administration.

She needs cock and she needs it BAD.

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by Anonymousreply 35September 1, 2023 8:52 PM

Matthew Aaron Schlapp (born December 18, 1967) is an American political activist and lobbyist who is chairman of the American Conservative Union.

He leads the lobbying firm Cove Strategies, which had strong ties to the Donald Trump administration.

He is also a Fox News political contributor.

Schlapp was President George W. Bush's deputy assistant and political director during Bush's first term.

He is married to Mercedes Schlapp, who was President Donald Trump's Director of Strategic Communications.

He is being sued for $9M, for battery and defamation, by a former aide to failed US Senate candidate Herschel Walker, alleging that Schlapp sexually assaulted him - groping and fondling his groin area - during a car ride several weeks before the 2022 midterm election.

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by Anonymousreply 1August 27, 2023 2:12 AM

Pings from Alpha Centauri and beyond.

by Anonymousreply 2August 27, 2023 3:24 AM

Silly. OP. Matt IS the old trick.

by Anonymousreply 3August 27, 2023 3:35 AM

If anyone has ever seen an interview with this guy, fucking Pink Prada purses fall out.

Typical gay Republican married to a politically ambitious woman who is willing to look the other way.

Mitch McConnell, Supreme Court Justice Roberts, the list goes on and on.

by Anonymousreply 4August 27, 2023 3:40 AM

He was slobbering about how "big and tall" Trump is

MARY!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5August 27, 2023 3:42 AM

Biggest gurl in the GOP since Lindsey

by Anonymousreply 6August 27, 2023 4:42 AM

How many guys has Matt schlapped?

by Anonymousreply 7August 27, 2023 6:04 AM

$9 mil for groping and fondling groin area .... well I never!

by Anonymousreply 8August 27, 2023 2:50 PM

Respect to the whores who get paid. None for the hoes who do it for purses and trips.

by Anonymousreply 9August 27, 2023 3:08 PM

Lord, she is one bossy bottom. I bet she knows her way around a steam room too!

by Anonymousreply 10August 27, 2023 3:14 PM

[QUOTE]Typical gay Republican married to a politically ambitious woman who is willing to look the other way.

Don't forget the FIVE daughters from their holy Catholic matrimony. I just hope they're not brainwashed and take more after Claudia Conway.

by Anonymousreply 11August 27, 2023 4:07 PM

I’ll never understand Republican gays. Such twisted creatures.

by Anonymousreply 12August 27, 2023 5:13 PM

R12, leave gay Republicans alooooone

by Anonymousreply 13August 27, 2023 6:35 PM

How many other predatory closet cases are hiding in the GOP?

by Anonymousreply 14August 27, 2023 9:29 PM

You just don't understand - Matt has a medical condition - the doctor says he has an "unusually hungry mussy".

by Anonymousreply 15August 27, 2023 9:36 PM

The medical term is mussy madness, r15

by Anonymousreply 16August 27, 2023 9:46 PM

He suffers from same sex attraction disorder like me!

by Anonymousreply 17August 27, 2023 9:47 PM

Winner of the Ernst Rohm collaborationist award

by Anonymousreply 18August 27, 2023 10:48 PM

Truckstop Tessie, Bookstore Betty.

by Anonymousreply 19August 27, 2023 11:06 PM

I am not gay! I love my wife!

by Anonymousreply 20August 27, 2023 11:09 PM

Before I really knew who he was (He looked kind of familiar as a talking head on cable news). I saw him coming out of the gay bar Boxers on 9th avenue in in NYC. He was with a black dude and I assumed that they were just log cabin republican fags. Imagine my surprise when I found out that he was married to a woman and that he was the head of CPAC!

by Anonymousreply 21August 27, 2023 11:23 PM

Could Mercedes or one of his daughters possibly have HIV without consent or knowledge?

by Anonymousreply 22August 27, 2023 11:43 PM

R21, lies!!!! All lies!!!

by Anonymousreply 23August 28, 2023 12:15 AM

R19, probably a foot tapper, too

by Anonymousreply 24August 28, 2023 12:20 AM

He offered to settle the sexual battery lawsuit against him and his offer was rejected

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by Anonymousreply 25August 29, 2023 4:11 AM

So, is Mattsie Schlappsie a Tooth Fairy, does he take his teeth out?

by Anonymousreply 26August 29, 2023 4:17 AM

Schlapp married Mercedes Schlapp, whom he met while they both worked at the White House, where she was the director of specialty media. They co-founded Cove Strategies, a communications and political consulting firm based in Alexandria, Virginia. From September 2017 to July 2019, she served as Director of Strategic Communications in the Trump administration. Starting in July 2019, she worked on the Trump 2020 re-election campaign.

THE COUPLE HAS--F I V E--DAUGHTERS.

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by Anonymousreply 27August 29, 2023 8:50 AM

Matt's a busy guy, always taking hunting and fishing trips with his buddies or going to the gym at 2am!

by Anonymousreply 29August 29, 2023 6:53 PM

R27 - what's so surprising about a turkey baster?

Mercedes Schlapp is a typical Cuban-American hustler out for herself and wanting to get on the inside in Washington.

There are a lot of political marriages like this - almost always on the Republican side.

It's a win-win - the gay man gets to hide his homosexuality and the woman gets to use her husband's credentials to make them both more successful.

by Anonymousreply 30August 30, 2023 4:43 AM

Mercedes has made homophobic comments in the past

by Anonymousreply 31August 30, 2023 5:00 AM

R32, are you referring to Matt or Mercedes? :-)

by Anonymousreply 33August 30, 2023 5:52 PM

Mercedes says The Daily Beast is "Satan's Publication"

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by Anonymousreply 34August 30, 2023 7:40 PM

Matt hired an EXORCIST to drive the demons out of CPAC!

Virgin MARY!

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by Anonymousreply 35September 1, 2023 8:52 PM

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